GREG'S RULES
THE ACTUAL RULES !!


GREG'S RULES OF MOTION PICTURE AND BROADCAST ENGINEERING
  1. Greg's First Rule is the rule that you are currently breaking.
  2. Be sure that the piece of equipment you are about to modify already works as originally intended.
  3. You can't say you know where it isn't if you don't know where it is.
  4. Don't try to check out two newly designed and built devices at the same time.
  5. Murphy's Rules do not rule, they just sometimes happen
  6. It is a better ability to be able to make a quick decision and act on it than delay a decision. When you make decisions quickly and you find the decision was in error, you can easily make another decision to correct the incorrect decision. If you are slow to make a decision, you will be even slower decide you need to correct a bad decision.
  7. Learn skills and techniques to be able to organize your work and do mundane tasks quickly and mindlessly, the sooner you finish such a task the better off you are. If the job is going to last a long time no matter, you can have your mind on other more interesting topics while getting the job done. Besides, mindless tasks are usually done more accurately.
  8. The item with the longest backorder, needs to be ordered YESTERDAY. Quit putting it off !!! If it is going to take 6 weeks to get, the 6 weeks starts only from the time you actually place the order, not when you first STOP putting it off.
  9. You cannot make a call phone call to the east coast if you don't make it first thing in the morning. Soon they will be going to lunch, then you will be going to lunch, then they will be going home. Most other businesses close at 5:00 PM. That is 2:00 our time and we usually take lunch between 1:00 and 2:00 !!! Makes sense doesn't it ?
  10. You can make a device "fool proof" but you can't make it "damn fool proof". (this phrase was a gift from Mike Galvin, former Supervisor at NBC Washington Construction Department)
  11. Two birds separately may be able to fly, tie them together and even with four wings, they will not be able to fly.
  12. It is important to know the difference between working and goofing off.
  13. A "two man job" is a job that takes two people to do. If one person can do the job, IT IS NOT A TWO MAN JOB!
  14. "When I say 30 I mean 29.9 -- There is no such thing as 30"
  15. Never quote someone by saying  "...but you said"
  16. Never attempt to fix something that is broken by taking something apart that is working.
  17. Never confuse activity with progress.
  18. Its not how you play, its how you LOOK when you play.

Greg's Technical Guidelines

CABLES and CONNECTORS


MECHANICAL CONSIDERATIONS

ELECTRICAL RULES

EQUIPMENT WIRING PROTOCOL

MORE GREAT SAYINGS

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Galvinisms and Otherisms


So, You Say You Are An Engineer
I ARE ENGINEER


MAKING STUFF
The Sausage Rule


Please Email me with additions and / or corrections
greg@gregssandbox.com